He hates that carrier. So damn much. Can you feel him trying to gnaw on your soul? I can.

If there’s one thing I know about people, it’s that they love pictures of cute fluffy animals. And I am the Human to a cute fluffy animal. In fact, the fluffiest of all animals–a chinchilla.

Meet Nimbus C. Shmieks, Esq.:

Every week, I’m going to give the people want they want. A new picture of Mr. Shmieks.